On the line, dead as hell:
Shady, Sassy, and Angel-Faced Deviant are sitting at expo; Shady is eating a hot dog.
AFD to Sassy: "Why are you laughing like that?!"
AFD to Shady: "Why is she laughing like that?!"
Shady: "She just giggles whenever someone eats dick-shaped food."
to fry a mockingbird
Our prep cook Atticus messed up some wonton wrappers so we deep fried the whole brick of them.
Then he ate half of it.
It was deeply unsettling.
- Otto
Then he ate half of it.
- Otto
a typical interaction
Shady made me want to eat my knife the other day
"But whaye do we have all these grits?! But whaye do we have two pig heads?! SAASSY, WHAYE DO WE HAVE-"
"IDONTFUCKINGKNOW!"
"......But..... Whaye?"
- Sassy
"But whaye do we have all these grits?! But whaye do we have two pig heads?! SAASSY, WHAYE DO WE HAVE-"
"IDONTFUCKINGKNOW!"
"......But..... Whaye?"
- Sassy
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